Letter to the Editor

Cundiff's predictions

It will be revealed that the reason Siloam has a political problem is that somebody did not vote.

I will predict that gas will get so cheap in Siloam that we can all fill the gas tanks in our vehicles from pocket change; but, that we will still have no jobs to drive to.

The City Board will reveal that political deceptions, extreme financial, and economical disasters, social distress, and pollution are a good sign for our city and the environment.

It will be revealed that the City Board considers the city is in competent hands. I have always known that they are incompetent.

I predict that I will write a book on the political and economical facts of partnering our tax dollars with millionaires in Siloam.

I predict that the Siloam City Board will revise the old "Three Stooges" comic strip. It will be known as the "Seven Stooges."

I will predict that the City Board will decide that if canceling special elections saves dollars, then canceling all elections will save the taxpayers a bundle of money.

It will be revealed that extreme flooding at the Siloam Kayak Park is good for job security for some city employees.

I predict that as we are going to have a dog park, we will have to be politically correct and have a cat park too.

Because of the recent pollution below the Siloam sanitation plant, the last known square toed puddle dunk has not been seen for weeks.

It will be revealed that the old adage of "a penny saved is a penny earned" does not apply to a "tax saved is a tax earned."

Donald Cundiff

Siloam Springs

General News on 02/03/2016